I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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