just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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