How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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