with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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