It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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