He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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