the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Randomize
