It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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