btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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