I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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