love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Randomize
