i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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