youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I lost the right to judge tonight
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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