Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
