She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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