I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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