I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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