maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
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