i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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