It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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