its not stalking. its research.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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