Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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