The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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