when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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