belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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