You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
He did a backflip because drugs
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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