You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
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