everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Floor bacon is actually really good
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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