that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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