I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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