if you like me you must not know who I am
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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