I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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