Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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