even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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