Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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