Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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