he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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