Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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