You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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