So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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