Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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