god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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