If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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