please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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