What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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