he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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