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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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