How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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