i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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