i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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