Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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