I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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