And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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