i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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