I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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