so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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